really long boring survey... blah
YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: Becky
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? I don't know
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? I'm not that conceited
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? I don't have any friends named Yolanda
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Dobes
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Only if I was an MC
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
(8) Do you think God has a gender? I think of god as a guy but that is because I'm brainwashed
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? of course
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? Not really
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? I think that our bodies slowly rot and get eaten by worms, our souls float away and disappear forever.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? No, why would I?
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Not very hard, but can you tell if I'm laughing at you or with you?
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? My twin Eric (some others: JJ, my bro and D Rawson)
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? If they are funny yes.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I don't really tell corny jokes (or racist or homophobic jokes just because they aren't funny)
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? I'm not sure, it depends on who is saying it.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? Everything I say is funny.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Yes, like I'd dance when other people are around.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Country music and Ashlee Simpson
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? how bout lyric? If I had a question about a song I would look up the lyrics on the internet. Who could stand not knowing?
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? I get Queen stuck in my head a lot, but it's ok because Queen is glorious.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe(s) your personality best? Fun lovin' criminals... actually probably some crazy techno song that nobody can keep up with.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? HERE I AM ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? There are so many that could sweep me off of my feet.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Thes that nobody has heard of like Tammy and the Bachelor and Doris Day films.
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Most of the time yes.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? I like Jaba the hut I want to hug him, he looks squishy.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Movies that everyone can enjoy, parts romance action and all that jazz.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? All the ones I sleep through, they must not have been good.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? umm who said I eat?
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? American, or any cheese that smells bad.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? Maybe that I don't shower and neeed to get out of the country and see the world.
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., Yeah, I lick spit off poles.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? No as long as it wasn't human meat.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? It's pretty dusty in there, I'm such a bad mother. Of course I care.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? I love IM, I tend to talk to much when I get on the phone.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I don't have to worry about my spelling over the telephone.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? No I love Ebay!
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? I think I would go write my name in the snow and that's about it.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? Making me laugh.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? Sometimes they just think with their dicks, but I don't know too many like that.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? How so many say they like girls with less make up on but then they go all apeshit over high maintanence girls.. um yeah thats confusing.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? That might be part of the appeal to it, but if the movie sucks then they aren't worth that much time again.
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Tony Randall maybe, I like him.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? celebrities aren't ugly, jk my self esteem isn't that bad, I can't think of anyone though.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Natalie Portman could play me, then people would think I was really hot.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Yeah Ashlee Simpson is sooo terrible "Hi I'm Ashlee my sister is Jessica so I'm famous too and I can't sing"
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Well I've up nights thinking about this, yeah I don't care, someone that is actually smart.
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? No I don't want to be Cirus the virus nor do I want to be a man.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? No
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? Yeah I lie about most things. No.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? I'm not mentally impaired.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? yeah I memorized it to pick up guys.
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? yeah I don't suck that bad.
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? it just changed so no.
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? No numbers are beautiful.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? mmmm math... yeah I hate it.
(60) What do you think of pi? It was the first greek symbol I learned, OMG it's sooo special.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? Yeah I thought that I'd have to sleep with the person that created this survey because I'm being tracked right now...
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered but bitchy for not going out with them.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? Friends first for sure.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Eww no.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No, let them do the work , if I feel like asking some guy out I will.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? That's what vibraters are for.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Kind of.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Some do, some don't.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? yes
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? yes.
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This popular bird is kept as a pet in homes all over the world. Originating from Australia, parakeets like warm weather and lots of seeds and fruit. They are also known for being messy and quite loud! But you cannot look at one without falling in love.
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